How about this, before christmas, and after the stores start shoving it down your throat like some meth'd up porn star, on a deep throat kick.
I have to go to this "white elephant" party with the relatives. Which translates into people asking what I do again for a living, if I'm busy. (Yes, I'm fucking busy, I haven't had a vacation in over a year!!!) what the weather is like near my house.....
The traditional dinner for that thing is bad spaghetti, which makes me want to run screaming, then comes the real fun.
The white elephant exhange, which is some stupid game that revolves around picking a number, then going in turn and picking a surprise gift, that's been re-gifted or just junk from the closet/garage.
Then the tricky part, someone can "steal" it from you and you get to pick another peice of junk. Yippe.
Then comes Christmas, and the Christmas eve dinner with some of the same people, asking me yet again, if I'm busy at work. Ugh....
Oh and the Ham dinner. Poorly cooked, store bought crap with so much salt my fingers look like ballons the next day.
I just want to stay home, cook a steak, yes a steak, and watch a DVD.